7 Year Old Ninja

My 7 year old son is training me to be a ninja. Apparently, he was certified as a ninja by a friend and now he is passing on his knowledge to me. I always thought that I would be the one to impart such vital knowledge to my son, but he beat me to it. I am pleased to report that I have advanced beyond beginner status and have been entrusted with an imaginary sword. I am told it is quite deadly. Maybe one day, my son will decide to teach me how to be a ninja lawyer. I have been practicing law for 25 years with most of those years focusing on representing personal injury clients. But, I still learn something every day. I suppose that is one of the best things about what I do. And tonight, I will learn some advanced ninja moves. I can hardly wait.